PINOCHET DEATH SPURS VIOLENCE
How sad. He was such a man of peace.
FOLEY INVESTIGATION FINDS NEGLECT
Apparently some congressmen believed Foley was "speaking figuratively" when he said he wanted to "seduce a few underage pages."
CRIST CANCELS INAUGURAL BALL
"Any money spent on a lavish ball in this time of insurance crisis and rising property taxes would simply take away from lobbyists' ability to directly bribe our legislators."
OBAMA STUMPS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
Wins recognition as the first black man to travel to the state.
TAMPA'S PLANT HIGH WINS FOOTBALL TITLE
The Bucs issue statement: "We're just glad they are not on our schedule this year."
APOCALYPTO NO. 1
Hard to believe that Mel's heart-ripping adventure beat out such quality competition as Unaccompanied Minors.
SPRAWLWAY ON
Expressway Authority says it is moving ahead with plans for bypass beltway in East Hillsborough "now that we're done covering up our misdeeds and replacing our porno-producing former executive director."
U.S. BUGGED DIANA'S PHONE
Yeah, no sense in getting better Middle East intel when you can spend your time listening to Lady Di complain, "My mother-in-law is such a bitch."
This article appears in Dec 13-19, 2006.