Um, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, here are two (one?) of the three men running to be the governor of Florida. Beam, my fellow Ameriwangians, beam proudly. Apparently, both divas were late to the stage, and one (Rick Scott) initially refused to appear at all, because the other (Charlie Crist) had breached protocol by having a fan — yeah, the regular kind — put into his podium.
Go crazy, the rest of America. You love this shit. Video below. (Wyllie is probably very happy right now, yes?)