Fay
Blow me.
Ellen deGeneres and Portia de Rossi wed
That's de Lightful.
Madonna turns 50
Her vagina turns 112.
Usain Bolt from Jamaica
We wonder how fast the Olympic 100m gold medalist could run if he didn't jog the last 20 meters.
Olympics
China plans gala "Return to Isolationism" party after the closing ceremonies.
Jerry Wexler, 1917-2008
The heartbeat of rhythm-and-blues.
Pervez Musharraf resigns
A U.S. puppet strongman falls in a nuclear power overrun with Islamic extremists? Nope, no reason to worry about that.
Bigfoot "corpse" unveiled
Someone check Craigslist and see if anyone's searching for lost Harry and the Hendersons memorabilia.
