Despite what you may have heard, Ron DeSantis has balls, and they're for sale.
Following over 60,000 dead constituents and a special session railing against vaccine mandates, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis released new scrotum-themed re-election campaign merchandise.
On Wednesday, as the Legislature made a move to pass DeSantis’ wish to ban businesses from requiring vaccines for employees, the governor’s team debuted a new set of golf balls available on his campaign website, that say “Florida’s Governor Has Balls” on the packaging, along with “Hold The Line.”
“Standing firm and setting an example for the rest of the nation in defending freedom as it comes under assault has become par for the course with Governor DeSantis,” says an email from his campaign.
Ron’s white, dimpley balls cost $19.95, and are actually TaylorMade TP5X Golf Balls.
Surely, nothing says you stood up to the globalist agenda, Big Tech, and the woke media, then letting everyone know your balls are for sale.
This isn’t the first line of dumb DeSantis swag that minimizes the state’s coronavirus catastrophe. Last summer, DeSantis released a beer koozie that read “How can I drink a beer with a mask on?”
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