George Carlin, 1937-2008
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits. Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war."
Obama in the pocket of Big Ethanol
Change we can mix our gasoline with.
Hillsborough libraries to double late fees
Libraries? What are those, daddy?
St. Pete Pride protesters' signs too big
Sometimes size does matter.
Phish reunion rumored
Hookah manufacturers go into immediate overdrive.
Tampa Bay Rays unstoppable
It'll be more impressive if they're still winning after they get their stadium deal.
Water discovered on Mars
Zephyrhills' parent company inks deal with NASA for bottling permit.
Amy Winehouse has early emphysema
Oh, bugger.
