Get your love on this weekend: May 22

Mon. May 25. Lingerie Mechanical Bull Riding Contest. Think Urban Cowboy except with hotter girls and less clothing. Bullriding, jousting, and bungy-races. $1 drinks all night. $3 you call it. Girls in lingerie get in and drink free all night. $1000 in total prize money. Hosted by DJ Jimi O and DJ Kev. $5-$10. Strokers 11236 W. Hillsborough Ave. Tampa, Fl. 33635.


Tues. May 26. Men's Amateur Strip Contest. Hosted by Joey Brooks and special performance by Amy Demilo. 2 hours of an open bar 9pm-11pm. No Cover all night. VJ Greg Anderson. 18 and up. G.Bar 1401 E. 7th Ave. Ybor City Tampa.


Wed. May 27. Pornaoke at the Pegasus. There's no better way to spend a Wednesday night than watching your friends karaoke while grainy porn plays on the wall behind them. If the songs don't have you laughing or moving, then the adult films will. The Pegasus Lounge. 10pm. 10008 N. 30th St Tampa.


Fri May 29, and Sat May 30. The Penis Diatribes. After being censored by TBPAC, Ruth Eckerd Hall, and several other local theaters, "The Penis Diatribes: it's harder than you think being a dick," hits the stage two Thursdays in a row at the Coconut Comedy Club. Michael Matteo conceived the work after reading the acclaimed "Vagina Monologues" and wondering why a similar play hadn't been written from the male perspective. "The Penis Diatries" follows a man on New Year's Eve as he reflects on his many failed relationships and realizes that all of his shortcomings are tied to his penis. Entering into a dialogue with his member, he discovers that it dominates his entire life. This comedy begs the question, "how much say does a penis have in a man's decision-making process?" 8:15pm. $10. James McCabe Theater 506 5th St Valrico, FL.


Fri May 29. Bikini Contest. Strokers hosts a $1000 bikini, calendar girl contest the last Sunday of every month. To sign up, email [email protected] 11pm. Strokers 11236 W. Hillsborough Ave. Tampa, Fl. 33635.


JUNE


Mon., June 8. Miss St. Pete Pride 2009 Pageant. Registration at 6pm. $250 cash prize.$5. 10pm Club Nautico 4900 66th St. N. St. Petersburg, FL 33709.


Fri. June 14. Clothing optional foam party. Pool and hot tub. Potluck dinner. Foam on the dance floor. DJ Robert Vanwest VS DJ Zoe Vanwest and bands Unit Shifters and The Aristocracy. $10 Camping. 6pm-12am. The Riverboat Club. 6901 Caliente Blvd., Land O Lakes, FL 34637.


Wed. June 17( July 15) Peek A Boo Lounge Burlesque Show. Orlando's Stardust Lounge offers an escape from the traditional bar scene. Here you're encouraged to stare at the women, at least the ones on stage. BabyBlue, Tymisha, Lollie, Vita Devoid, and Myra all take turns on stage, performing in the VarieTease shows. 10pm. $5. 21+. Stardust Lounge. 431 East Central Blvd Orlando, FL 32801.

Fri.-Sun., May 22-24: Toss your best fetish gear in the Honda and head over to Fort Lauderdale for the 14th annual Fetish Weekend. The largest fetish event in North America, this 3-day fiasco attracts 2,000 fetishists to its main ball and its themed socials: the beat & greet, alter ego, extreme players bash, and the pool party. Instead of a wine tasting or appetizer sampling, guests can mingle while "sampling" fetish gear and practices, from bondage to genital torture. Fetish workshops will cover all aspects of kink: pressure fetishes and objectification, body piercings, fire play, rhythmic impact play, and the art of cell-popping-semi-permanent branding with a searing point. Performances by Jackal & Hyde, Samar, Rebecca's Rubber Room, Rubberdoll, and Ruby Luster. Dress code is strictly enforced so bring a few changes of your best rubber, vinyl, leather, corsets, sexy uniforms, fetish glam, gothic, kinky drag, and ultra formal wear. See Fetishfactory.com for more details.

Sat.-Mon. May 23-25. Caliente's Memorial Day Weekend Bash. Poolside BBQ, nude gyro-sphere, caricatures, Jell-o wrestling, tiki bar karaoke, and a party later at Fiesta Night Club. 12-4pm. Caliente Resort 21240 Gran Via Blvd. Land O Lakes, FL 34637.

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