Getting back to backseat bangin'

1.  Choose the right car.  If you're driving a Mini Cooper or a Prius you probably aren't going to get too far beyond a blowjob.  SUVs, Minivans, and Cadillacs make the best modern day hook-up vehicles.  This is one of the perks of driving a family sized car. When the kids aren't with you, you have plenty of room to make use of the shaggin wagon.


2.  Find the right partner.  Some people just aren't adventurous enough to risk this level of public sex.  You need to have a partner who's not only daring enough to drop their drawers in a vehicle, but also nimble enough to jump back into his or her pants in an instance.  For those over 6', backseat sex is nearly impossible and you'll have no choice but to endure a bit of battery for the thrill of spontaneity and danger.


3.  Location, location, location.  Select a location with limited foot traffic that isn't near buildings in which people are currently working.  Although part of the thrill is the risk of being seen or semi-caught, being arrested or stumbled upon by a group of school children isn't fun.  Find an out-of-the-way place where you won't be bothered or car jacked.


4. Stick it out. Sex in the car isn't always great sex, but the excitement of the situation will thrill that naughty side of you and make it all worth five minutes of awkward thrusting.


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Can you even remember the last time you climbed into your backseat for a quickie?  Unless you're having an affair, or dating someone who still lives with their parents, the last time you had sex in a car was probably during your dorm days in college, or over Christmas break while trying to escape your family.

I'd like to think car sex wasn't just something that happened out of necessity? Maybe we were just more spontaneous in our youth. All I know for sure is that there was a point in my life when I didn't think twice about making out in the car or climbing into the backseat for some moonlight nookie.

Now it seems like our lives are moving so fast, with new responsibilities piling up everyday, that we just don't have the time or energy for a quickie in the car. Considering that you're no longer Miss Bendy Wendy, and you've probably grown out more than up over the years, backseat nooking might seem awkward at best. After moving the baby-seat, trying to bang in the backseat may bruise your butt, put a kink in your neck, and get you hauled off to jail for indecent exposure over 30. Still, having sex in unique locations is a great way to spice up your love life and to feel young. With that in mind, here are a few quick tips for getting back to getting it on in the backseat.

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