Handy tips for masturbating discreetly in public

This toy fits perfectly in your purse and can be pulled out for quick pleasure!  The best part is when you're shuffling through your purse in public, no one will give you a strange look over what looks like lip gloss, until it starts to vibrate.


[image-1] Vibrating Panties are the way to go for the most discreet form of pleasure.  No one will know you're wearing these special undies unless you want them to, or unless you accidentally flip the remote when you're giving a presentation.   Tips:  avoid using this toy in the office conference room during a meeting, the library, or at lunch with your grandma. Even if no one detects the faint buzzing sound, at the very least the rest of the room will attribute your frantic, then orgasmic, state to drug use.


[image-2]We've all studied the guy in the cubicle across the way, sitting perfectly erect in his seat massager, wiggling his ass into the cushion.  He claims the heat and massage help his bad back, but we know the truth.  He's getting about as much of a massage as he'd get for twenty bucks at a back-alley masseuse parlor.  No matter how much you're tempted to test drive this toy, don't. Get your own and charge it as a professional expense. We all know how hard it can be to get work done when all you really want to do is get off.


Remember, always be aware of your surroundings while masturbating.  Avoid the office restroom (you never know who might be standing outside the door), the parking lot of 7-11 (that's just creepy),  and all moving vehicles (unless you're falling asleep in which case it may keep you ridged with attention).


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Some people are born perpetually horny.  Since sex with a partner isn't always an option, we often must satisfy ourselves. For most, masturbation is a private act performed alone in the shower, closet, laundry room, or in a locked bedroom.  But what if the mood strikes at work, or your house is filled with people?  What if you simply don't have enough time to dedicate to a boot shaking climax?

Here are a few quick solutions:

Hide-a-Vibe:  Is it lipstick or a tiny vibrator? 

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