"The Love Guru is creatively awful. The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat."
—Frank Ochieng, Movie Eye
"Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman coed during homecoming weekend."
—Willie Waffle, WaffleMovies.com
"The kind of complete mess that makes a critic question the other 'lowest possible' ratings he's given, because those films, honestly, weren't nearly this bad"
—Brian Tallerico, movieretriever.com
"For his transgressions, Mike Myers will be reincarnated as a dung beetle."
—Dan Lybarger, eFilmCritic.com
"We're talking 15 or 20 minutes of decent material. The movie runs a little longer than that."
—Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune
