Heather Mills gets $49 million in McCartney divorce
Unhappy about the amount; ecstatic with court-ordered introduction to Ringo.
Bear Stearns
At $2 a share, hell, we could've bought it.
Financial disaster
Having screwed up the world, George Bush turns his attention back home, to screwing up the U.S.
The stock market
May cause nausea in adults.
McCain in Baghdad
Picks out final resting place for his 2008 presidential campaign during a "pre-need" visit.
Supreme Court to hear broadcast obscenity case
Widely expected to pare the original "Seven Dirty Words" down to just two and a half.
Spring is here
We couldn't stand another day of blustery "winter."
Democratic Florida primary re-vote unlikely
Only one screwed-up election per cycle, folks.
