How to keep your front lawn trim, inviting, and enticing! (NSFW)

[image-1]Even though you trim, your pubic hair can still be unique in other ways. You just have to get creative. The same goes for the means by which you keep your playing field as manicured as a putting green. Here's a breakdown of all your trimming options.


Shaving: This is the quickest and easiest method. It doesn't require an appointment with your personal masochist, I mean waxer.  Don't forget to moisturize afterward to help prevent razor bumps.  No complaining about the itchiness during regrowth.  Once you do this often enough that tingle in your pants will no longer be irritated skin, but the excitement of knowing you're about to get laid or have someone gobble down on you like a lollipop. Make sure you shave relatively close to your outing to prevent 5:00 shadow.[image-2]


Waxing: The Brazilian is a popular hair removal method for women. Although waxing your vajayjay  is slightly painful, it makes you as smooth as a bowling lane.  A Brazilian leaves a landing strip, but removes the rest of the hair front to back.  If you don't want a soul patch, just ask for the Hollywood.  Waxing will leave you smooth a bit longer than shaving, and let's just admit it, the end result it's just damn hot.


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Cut and Dye: If you insist on keeping a large patch of hair, make sure you at least trim it neatly and even consider adding a little color.  The orange arrow below is a little freaky, but recently I saw a woman with a fushisa heart and it was certainly the talk of the room.


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Men: Don't think you are escaping this rant about grooming.  Men must manscape just as much as women. All of these suggested grooming methods will work for you.  If you are sporting a dense jungle in your pants you're automatically a turn off.  Take some time to ready yourself for a date by trimming, shaving, or waxing your junk.


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While some complain that shaving their naughty parts makes them itchy, and waxing is too painful; most men and women expect their partners' to corrale and tame their wild pubic hair.

That's why I'm always surprised when I encounter a man or woman who lets their neither regions return to nature.  This always disappoints me, like looking at a luscious garden untended and overgrown with weeds that are choking off the blooms. Who wants to go down for some oral action and come up with kinky hair stuck in your teeth? It doesn't matter if you're actively dating, married, a swinger, cheater, or hopeful fuckbuddy, you need to landscape your front lawn or no one will want to come back for a garden party.

Trimming doesn't have to be a daunting task like yard work. You shouldn't worry that by trimming your pubic hair you're whacking away at your uniqueness—-all of your personality and spunk doesn't reside  in your pubic mound.

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