How to please your woman

Let's get one thing straight.  All women should be treated like a princess. You should handle them with care and respect. Speak to them honestly and avoid trying to be something you are not; we see right through that. With that said, here are some simple truths and pointers for men who are a bit lost when it comes to women—especially those men who don't realize they're lost.

The guys who don't talk about their dicks, chicks, sexual achievements, or money are the ones who have it, do it, and can use it. Those who constantly talk about themselves are probably lacking somewhere.  All women know this!  And if you have a problem getting or keeping an erection when you are nervous, drunk, or high please take the necessary steps to prevent this from happening.  Why subject yourself to embarrassment?

Most women are satisfyed with an average to above average dick.  Although we won't be happy if you don't know how to use it in more than one way.  Constant grinding in missionary position isn't going to cut it for a good sexual experience.  Try doggie, her on top, legs up in the air, bend her over the bed, up against the wall, push her down onto her stomach, need I go on?

I like my hair pulled, but don't rip it out.  I like my breasts played with, but like many women I have implants and would prefer them not moved or popped.  Gentle please.  Don't rub my clit until it's totally raw or until my piercing is on the verge of being ripped out.  This is an important part and I would like to use it again.  Don't forget about the rest of me either.  Kiss my lips, my neck, my stomach, and please don't use teeth like you are eating my face.

So how do men properly please their woman?  Ask her.  If she says she likes it rough, start slow and build up.  If her hand is pushing you away then you went too far.  Try something else and see if it works.  She will tell you when she likes something most of the time - or you will be able to tell from the way she behaves.  And if you she doesn't tell you or you miss her signs, then you are missing an opportunity to please her which is a total bummer.

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