I have a nice, round, bubble butt

All of my life I have been plagued with this situation. No matter what I weighed – be it 110lbs or 130lbs – I have always had a bubble butt.  You may think that I hvve been blessed by the Gods with this glorious round booty, but  the fact is that sometimes it poses a real problem.

I recently ran across a post by Jeremy Gloff that he exclaims "what the hell is a bubble butt?"  He alluded to the fact that people are drawn in by a nice firm bubble butt and many claim to have one in dating ads, but what exactly constitutes a bubble butt is the mystery to him.