Just walked home — from Crescent Lake to Placido Bayou in St. Pete — to the tune of, oh, about five or six miles. Here's why:
I was driving north on 16th Street, having left a Rays game, when my Prius started riding like a Peterbilt tractor trailer. Im a little slow on the uptake with car stuff, so it took me a few hundred yards to realize I had a flat rear right tire. I pulled over into the parking lot of a mom-and-pop convenient store, opened the hatch and started looking for the spare.
The lighting was bad, and on a good day it would probably take me til dawn to figure out how to change the tire — if I could even find it. Plus, I wasnt really digging the vibe in the place. So I figured Id drive up a little ways, real slow, find a brighter spot, and assess my situation. Blinkers on. 12 mph. I made a right on 9th Ave. No., a left on MLK.
Then I saw the lights of a cop car behind me.
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2008.

