Kama Sutra: the 70

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate this position?

8.5... this position would be sweet were it possible!

Did you have difficulty getting into position? Yes, I wish I could say that we were successful at reaching this position, but alas, we weren't!

Did you feel like a pretzel? No, I felt more like Arnold Schwarzenegger on his honeymoon, and we never did get any real oral slurping going, just a few licks here and there.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of position: Unless your partner is able to do a handspring onto your shoulders, you are going to have to start this one on the floor and bring it up to a standing position in stages. If you haven't lifted weights in awhile, you may want to have a tube of Icy Hot handy for the next day.

How long did you last? Fifteen minutes of trying to get into position... but the trying is actually quite fun.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She had fun. Perhaps not much sexually oriented fun, but fun none-the-less.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It was a turn on...

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: No and No!

Woman: Ditto!

Would you consider this an intimate position? Hell yes. This position allows sexual partners to hone their communication skills and work together as a team. You end up laughing a lot during the trials and errors. Even if you never make it into position, you still have fun and come (I said come, not cum) away as a stronger couple!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No.

Woman: No.

What did the position feel like? This position is a bit daunting at first, but if you find a safe and forgiving area, such as plush carpeting or mattress on the floor, you can actually get into the challenge and make some headway. It's not a very sexually satisfying position to begin with, but if both your mouths actually reached their destination, it would be.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes... We have made it a personal challenge as a couple to actually achieve this position one day and “work it” for at least one minute without dropping down.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Don't expect to conquer this position the first time you try. This is probably one of the most advanced Kama Sutra challenges you will ever experience, so even if you get a few licks in, you're doing better than most!

We've all heard of 69', but if you really want to test your physical skill you should try 70'. This is the ultimate in mutual satisfying oral sex. The man begins on his knees. The woman starts with her legs wrapped around his neck. Once this position is reached, the man carefully stands up, balancing her while she hangs upside down.The man now bends his knees slowly until she can reach the floor and support part of her body weight. She then arches back, extending her neck until she is able to place his manhood in her mouth. The man then gets to work on her womanhood, which should be conveniently in front of him. She will need both strength and dexterity, while the man only needs strength.


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