Kama Sutra: the bamboo shoot

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can now pleasure each other. The man and woman can also swap positions during play to give the man a rest.



On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate this position?


3... you'll see why!


Did you have difficulty getting into the position? I had some difficulty getting into position, yes.


Did you feel like a pretzel? This is a similar helpless feeling to being tied up in knots, yes. I was definitely not at my best form when it came to working my oral magic. This position lends itself to an immediate discomfort and lack of oxygen that is just not conducive to planting your face in your partner's muff for several minutes without a snorkel hanging out of her ass.


Any recommendations on getting either in or out of position: It's easier to climb a wall to a headstand with your face pointing towards the wall than it is to flip around using a front somersault. The problem with this however is your partner must then squeeze between the wall and your face to get in the correct position. Since I couldn't muster the courage for the flip, we went with the squeeze play.


How long did you last in the position? 2 minutes... she was against the snorkel idea, so we had to cut it short!


Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): The position didn't do a whole lot for her.


Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Very little enjoyment. As Confucius once say, “Strong 'wood' cannot a man make, but a man cannot make “wood” if he is hanging upside down in a tree.” It is all a matter of simple hydraulics!


Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?


Man: No, man is meant to hang upside. Your balls have no where to go.


Woman: She was comfortable, but also bored.


Would you consider this an intimate position? I see this position as similar to that of a bad boob job. It's all for the look, but doesn't add a whole lot to the action... but then again, one persons bloated jugs, is another's golden globes...


Are you achy or sore after the fact?


Man: No


Woman: No


What did the position feel like?


This position gave me a slight headache, made me sick to my stomach, drained my mojo, softened my “wood”, scrunched my balls, and wounded my inner child! Other than that, it was terrible!


Did she reach orgasm? …No


Did he reach orgasm? ...No



Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Putting the woman in the upside down position seems to work a lot better in my opinion


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Here's a very advanced (oral) Kama Sutra position that will take balance and dexterity. It begins with the man performing a headstand against a wall, holding his weight by his arms. He can then carefully lower himself down to where he's supporting part of his weight with his head and neck muscles.

The woman slides in, placing his head between her legs and then places her own head between his. The two

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