Kama Sutra: the maiden voyage

allow herself to drape elegantly forward in the classic figurehead position. Sails ahoy!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate this  position?

This position gets a 7.5 for form and a 6 for function.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No, this position is quite self explanatory once you start messing around with it. While it may take a few minutes to get everything set up and working, nothing is too tricky.

Did you feel like a pretzel?

No. The motions are a 'make-it-up-as-you-go' kind of thing.

How long did you last in the position?

10-12 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position:

Woman: She felt this position offered some stimulation. A whole lot of it... no. But enough to get the juices flowing... yes!

Man: The view of this position is quite enjoyable for those who love nude art/photography. The way her back and neck arch, bosoms hang, hair drapes... it is a rather elegant pose to behold. The stimulation itself... well, not so great!

Was the position comfortable?

Man: Quite comfortable and relaxing.

Woman: I was surprised to hear that this position was actually comfortable. It provided a good stretch, and made her feel beautiful.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position?

Yes and no. The position itself is a bit distant. You can't read her facial expressions, hear her sighs, or touch each other as readily as other positions allow. However, with the use of a mirror that can all change.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like?

Most of us have an artistic side to our sexuality. This position was less about the slam and the bam and more about appreciating the figure and form of my partner. There is something about this position that brings out the Romeo, who is usually held down by the Ozzy Osbourne.

Did she reach orgasm?No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Would you do this position again?

Yes we would. For me, I sometimes get so lost in the sex itself, that I forget to actually look at the beauty in the process. This position offers an easy reminder for what attracted us to our partners in the first place.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

This position is a whole other world when done in front of a mirror!

Have you ever had a thing for those well endowed, nearly naked ladies on the front of old ships. These “figureheads” were meant to guide sailors home safely, but they were often the source of a lot of upper deck jerk-off sessions.

Today we bring you a position that is designed to bring those fantasies to life. This position begins with the man seated in a chair. The woman sits on his lap facing away from him and leans forward just enough to reach behind and grab his shoulders or upper arms for support.

Pulling her legs behind her, she can now

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