"I'll beat your ass if you write that I was raised by circus midgets," Katie Summers warned me over the phone.
So maybe Summers wasn't raised by a troupe of gypsy dwarfs. Still, there's something equally as unique about a rising pornstar who's willing to chat with me for nearly an hour about everything from her masturbation habits to how she doesn't want to get out of bed.
"Why isn't the entire interview just of us talking," she said, "instead of all those stupid ass questions?”
"Are you saying the questions are stupid, or you're tired of stupid questions about your ass?
"What?"
Summers's raw honesty is part of her charm. We met for less than a minute at the NightMoves awards show when she was explaining to UK pornstar Tanya Tate her latest fetish; it involves a
dick and a fist. Since then we've texted about setting up this interview for a few weeks but it kept getting postponed because I was too drunk or she was headed to Denny's with her mom to put on her ass before going out in her hometown of Ft. Worth. To say Summers is the most accessible woman I've met in mainstream porn is an understatement. Undoubtedly her openness is in part due to the fact that she's still building up her name and her body or work, much of which is built on her ass, and because she has yet to be burned by a writer claiming something outlandish about her, like that she was raised by nomadic midget carnies.
I can't help but fall in love a little with a fellow Texas girl who tells me I should masturbate more, then asks if I have a webcam, then laughs at me for being unable to realize she's just fucking with me. As she sat in bed watching an E News report on how this "super hot actor named Jake Gyllenhall" is dating Taylor Swift, I thought it appropriate to start by asking about her goals in LA.
Alfie: What celebrities do you want to bone?
Katie Summers: I can’t tell you that. I might get some creepy phone call from a wife saying, 'Why you trying to fuck my man.'
A: Well what pornstars do you want to work with?
KS: I want to work with Rocco Reed. I hear he’s really good, and he’s sexy so it would be fun. I would loooove to work with Manuel Ferrara. He’s passionate. He’s sexy. He has an accent. I want to do anal with him and Rocco Siffredi.
That would be really hot. They both have accents. I have a thing for guys with accents, but not British accents. They have to be like French, Spanish, or South American—-Mmmm... It’s going to be funny when you have to figure out how to spell all these noises I'm making.
A: Your blog says your fantasy is to do a DP (double penetration), so why haven't you done one yet?
KS: I’ve been told it’s better to do it off camera to see how it is, but I don’t know two guys who would be willing to DP me off camera. It’s really weird because I love having sex with two guys at the same time, and I love anal. But I’ve never had a dick in my ass and pussy at the same time because I’m a little afraid, and I think guys know that, so that makes them a little afraid to do it to me.
A: What’s the most extreme thing you want to do in porn? Is a DP as far as you'll go?
KS: Yeah, because I’ve done everything else. I’m not into water sports. We were talking about squirting on set yesterday. Some people say it’s pee, but there is a total difference between pee and spray.
A: You're single now but what if you fell for a guy who wanted you to quit porn? Would you give it up for love?
KS: Hahaha. No. I actually put my career on pause for two months this year for a guy. Things just weren’t working out and he was expecting too much of me, so I was like, fuck this dude. I’m quitting something that I really like, something I can pursue a good career in for his dumb ass. No. I’ll never quit for another dude. I might take breaks to have a family or to go do my own thing but I don’t think I’ll quit for someone else.
A: How did you discover your love of anal sex?
KS: I did it a couple times when I was 18 or 19, which wasn’t that long ago; I’m 21 now. But he was doing it wrong and it hurt, so I stopped. When I got into the business, I started doing it in my personal life more, and I was like, ahhh! I kind of dig this because these guys know what they're doing. Most of the time when a guy can’t get fully hard, he just sticks his dick in your pussy, and it will get hard from penetration. Guys make the mistake of thinking the ass is like that. You have to be fully hard. The girl has to be relaxed. She has to be comfortable. She can’t tense. If a girl is tense, it’s going to hurt. All you have to do is relax the muscles, lube it up, stick it in, and just go at it with an easy pace until you feel comfortable and you don’t tense up. That’s it. That’s my educational lesson for the day.
A: What's your goal in porn?
KS: My goal is to be well established, my site to be popular, and hopefully to start directing my own films.
A: What’s the plan for getting there? Do you want to be a contract star?
KS: A contract would be awesome, but I'm still pretty new. I'm just building my name. I have my pay site still in progress, so most of my stuff is on my blog page. Twitter is a surprisingly good resource. I’ve met some of the talent and big directors I didn't even know about on twitter. It's just all about building up your name by working with good people.
A: Do you have any advice for girls trying to get into porn at 18 or 19-years-old like you did?
KS: Get yourself a fucking agent, get tested, and get really good pictures taken.
A: How do you avoid the stripper syndrome of making fast cash and blowing it?
KS: Hey, I’m a stripper. Don’t stereotype. I’m a smart one because I’m not blonde anymore—-I'm brunette now. Hahaha. It’s easy for me because I hate shopping and I hate spending my money so I just pay bills and save the rest.
A: Do you feel any pressure to get a boob job?
KS: I’ve been debating getting my boobs done forever, but surprisingly a lot of people are like, 'Don’t do it.' Not because of my teen image. It’s just because my boobs are really pretty. They are. I love my boobs. The only thing is I want a little extra uuumff. If I ever get them done I won’t get them too big. I won’t get triple Ds or Fs. I’ll get a D. That will be proportionate to my body because my ass is like BAM!
A: Your ass it pretty nice.
KS: Yeah, I know. I love my ass. And it’s really good for anal!
A: When did you first realize your ass would be your biggest weapon in porn?
KS: They started putting me in all these butt movies and I couldn't figure out why. They were like, 'Have you not noticed your butt? It's huge.' In one of my scenes for Reality Kings, my butt is ginormous. I watched it and I was like 'Really?' Ever since then I became a butt girl so I like girls with nice asses. And guys. I like guys with nice, tone asses.
A: How do you keep your ass in shape? Do you hit the gym and work on the stair master?
KS: HAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re funny. The gym. No. I have a trainer that I haven’t seen in like a month. I guess dancing helps, because I dance down in Texas at Rick’s Cabaret.
A: What upcoming movies can we see you in?
KS: I have a blow job scene with thedicksuckers.com. I have an anal scene with Vince Vouyer. I have a scene with Ryan Driller I did for Smash Pictures coming out called something like Malibu Massage Parlor. I’m really bad with remembering the names.
A: It's cool. They always sound the same, like Assblasters, or Assbusters 5.
KS: Hahaha. That's amazing. They should totally make a porn parody of Ghostbusters called Assbusters. I would totally be in that.
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