She kissed a girl and witnessed her ditty about the same-sex smooch top the pop charts for nearly two months. Now Katy Perry is branching out into, um, toys. Dolls, to be specific. Well, it sure beats another entry in the Gene Simmons line.
Did I ever mention I hate Kiss?
I like Perry, though. Just not enough to shell out $49.99 for a 12-inch miniature of her. Maybe a life-sized likeness would be worth 50 bucks … but I digress. It has been a long day, a long week, and my brain is in the gutter. Then again, my brain is pretty much always in the gutter.
The Katy Perry doll is currently available for pre-order through Integrity Toys' website.
This article appears in Oct 1-7, 2008.