Three guesses which operating system the votes were tallied on.
The rest of U2: Still classic underachievers.
The whitest thing in entertainment since Powder.
Neighborhood uproar quelled by "Executive Producer" credits on the inevitable reality show.
Later says he meant "innocent until proven guilty." Guess that explains his definitions of "pre-war intelligence," "phone-tap" and "torture."
Flea-Market Corn Dogs
Embodying the difference between a risky idea and a downright bad one.
Fish Balls
It's hard damn work to be the funniest thing at the Asian supermarket.
Marah's If You Didn't Laugh, You'd Cry
Nearly good enough to offset Slobberbone's tragic breakup.
Silverman's Jesus is Magic
Taking the ass-singing stylings of Jim Carrey to a whole new level.
Ashlee Collapses During Concert
The good news: She stopped singing. The bad news: She got up.
Breaking News!
St. Pete Times reports that teenagers — gasp! — are using their cellphones as watches. Next Week: An in-depth investigation of snap bracelets.
