okay so....Im sick of being single and Im a gay male...Im thinking about just calling some exes up for a quickie but Im not sure if its a good idea. I may get a lil bit attached again so...it could be a bad thing. But lets face it, I need some dick. What do I do??
Weve all been here, damn horrible human nature that requires sexual activity nothing but trouble. Heads up, exs are NEVER a good idea, and with all those ridiculous attractive gay males to choose from why go dipping from a busted batch?
They are exs for a reason, if youre looking for emotionally disconnected sex, chances are you arent alone, just get out of the house, good sex is probably just waiting at the local gay bar. So be safe, and have fun for fucks sake literally.
Nice Amanda lets see if you can respond without using a penis reference
Of course I wont reference that. Do you think I am some kind of foul-mouthed prostitute?! Geez. Now, lets get to helping people without the use of profanity, shall we?
Meaningless sex? A quickie with an ex? Listen to yourself! That is so inappropriate, you are better than that. We all want the same thing, candlelight dinners, chocolate candies and roses every day. Is that too much to hope for? No, no it is not. Dont settle for less than perfection and dont even think about having sexual relations with someone you dont know, thats just slutty and unsafe. Wait for love, it will find you!
Sure Amanda, it would be lovely if this was 1950 and courting rules were still in effect, they arent. At this point everyone just sleeps around until we start self examining and realize that maybe sleeping with the same person for a long time and owning a minivan would be nice.
Mean Amanda and Nice Amanda have the same name, which is neat. They're also both 20-something single women living in Tampa Bay who know the score. That's where the similarities end.
Mean Amanda likes watching people hurt themselves and using her oven for clothing storage. Nice Amanda likes watching the OC and baking chocolate chip cookies for your birthday.
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