By the time you read this, members of St. Pete's Davenport family will have been camped out in front of their local Best Buy for more than a week, in order to be the first customers through the door to take advantage of the annual Black Friday Cavalcade Of Savings And Mind-Blowing Special One-Day-Only Deals While Supplies Last.
By the time Black Friday rolls around, the Davenports will have been in line for nearly ten days.
Here are some things for which I might, MIGHT, be tempted to wait in line for nearly ten days:
1. Jesus signing my copy of his autobiography, That's Not What I Meant, and You Know It.
2. A cure for a lethal disease.
3. A free blowjob robot.
4. A genuine Get Out of Hell Free Card.
This article appears in Nov 18-24, 2010.