Math and Katherine Harris

This from the Harris campaign's e-mail blast today:

"Just last week Florida's Governor Jeb Bush and President George Bush endorsed me during a Republican gathering in Orlando. During that same week, I cut Bill Nelson's lead in half."

If our favorite politician can just keep cutting Nelson's lead in half every couple of days, then by election day she should be ahead of him by, uh … damn, I never was good in math in school.

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