Miley Cyrus turned 18 this month, making it a little less creepy for her older admirers to fantasize about seducing her, if only for a chance to revel in her $120 million fortune. While celebrity gossip websites wait for nude sexting photos, red carpet nipple slips, or authentic sex tapes to surface of the pop star, Hustler went ahead and created their own vision of Cyrus' sexified birthday with Hustlers Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus 18th Birthday.
In the parody, the slender brunette, Alexis Grace, channels a naive starlet who isn't opposed to accepting a birthday gift that must be unzipped by all three of the "Johnson" brothers (Perhaps their purity promises exempt occasions when they share the same woman, or if the object of their lust has enough cash to absolve the dirtiest of sins). The parody also reportedly features x-rated shenanigans by the likes of