Mr. Skin's 14th Anatomy Awards

The 2013 awards for the breast achievements in mainstream media of 2012.

Nudecomer of the Year:
Winner: Ashley Hinshaw in About Cherry
Runners up: Ali Cobrin in American Reunion, Camilla Luddington in Californication, Sophie Rundle in Episodes, and Megalyn Echikunwoke in House of Lies.

Celebrity Nude Debut
Winner: Nadine Velazquez in Flight.
Runners up: Laura Prepon in Lay the Favorite, Olivia Munn in Magic Mike, Kristen Stewart in On the Road, and Sarah Silverman in Take This Waltz.

Best Butt
Winner: Stephanie Fantauzzi in Shameless.
Runners up: Elizabeth Twining in Big C, Nadine Velazquez in League, Jessica Marais in Magic City, and Taryn Terrell in Treme.

Best Full Frontal
Winner: Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman in Take This Waltz.
Runners up: Emily Addison in Celebrity Sex Tape, Nadine Velazquez in Flight, Helen Hunt in Sessions, and Jessica Kiper in Weeds.

Best Breasts
Winner: Sophie Rundle in Episodes.
Runners up: Sarah Power in Californication, Joanna Kulig in Elles, Laura Prepon in Lay the Favorite, and Carla Howe in Mac & Devin Go to High School.

Best TV Show
Winner: Magic City
Runners up: House of Lies, Californication, Game of Thrones, and Boardwalk Empire.

Breast Picture
Winner: About Cherry
Runners up: Take this Waltz, American Reunion, The Sessions, and Magic Mike.

Best Pixelated Nudity
Winner: Chelsea Handler in Chelsea Lately.

Best Camel Toe
Winner: Katrina Bowden in Piranha 3DD.

Most Mufftastic Merkin
Winner: Gina Gershon in Killer Joe.

Best Over 40 Nude Scene
Winner: Helen Hunt in The Sessions.

Best Over 80 Nude Scene
Winner: Emmanuelle Riva in Amour

Best Lip-Slip
Winner: Ke$ha in The Graham Norton Show.

Most Niptastic Nips
Winner: Lyne Renee in Strike Back.

Best Lesbian Scene
Winner: Heather Graham and Diane Farr in About Cherry.

Best Butt Bong Scene
Winner: Tiffany Anne Hughes in Mac & Devin Go to High School.

Best Forced to Strip Scene
Winner: Dreama Walker in Compliance.

Best Nunkini
Winner: Kate Upton in The Three Stooges.

Best Bikini
Winner: AnnaLynne McCord in 90210.

Best Underwear Scene
Winner: Kristen Bell in House of Lies.

Best Chick with a Dick
Winner: Chloë Sevigny in Hit and Miss.

Best Nude on Roller Skates
Winner: Jessica Kiper in Weeds.

Best Jello Wrestling Scene
Winner: Bikini Spring Break.

Best Thong Scene
Winner: Sara Jean Underwood in Sara Jean Underwood Photo shoot for American Icon Autographs.

Best Nip-Slip
Winner: Alison Brie in GQ Lingerie Photo Shoot.

Best Sunbathing Scene
Winner: Olga Kurylenko in Magic City.

Best Blu-ray Find
Winner: P.J. Soles' bush in Stripes.

Best Golden Shower
Winner: Joanna Kulig in Elles.

Best Retro Camel Toe
Winner: Elizabeth Taylor in Suddenly Last Summer.

Best Retro Monster Backburger
Winner: Tania Busselier in Countess Perverse.

Long Lost Nude Scene
Winner: Katherine Heigl in Side Effects.

Best 3 Boobed Actress
Winner: Kaitlyn Leeb in Total Recall.

Best Pee On Zac Efron Scene
Winner: Nicole Kidman in The Paperboy.

Best Nude in a Men's Bathroom
Winner: Dawn Olivieri in House of Lies.

Best Outdoor Sex Scene
Winner: Anna Hutchison in The Cabin in the Woods.

Best Skinny Dip Scene
Winner: Camilla Luddington in Californication.

Best Skingoria Scene
Winner: Jessica Clark in True Blood.

Best Inverted Nipples
Winner: Jessica Brown Findlay in Albatross.

Best Blu-ray Re-Release
Winner: Porky's.

The Lifetime Skinchievement Award
Winner: Sylvia Kristel (1952-2012)

Check out last year's anatomy award winners or get a much more detailed look at this year's winners and nominees at

Millions of women watch the Academy Awards to imagine themselves dressed as the actresses waltzing down the red carpet. Just as many men watch to imagine these stars dressed in nothing at all. Mr. Skin celebrates what brings many men to the theaters: naked women.

Below is a list of Mr. Skin's 2013 Anatomy Award winners, with a few sneak peeks at the acclaimed scenes. This year, my pick for the Best Anatomy Award category goes to, "Best Pee on Zac Efron Scene."

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