In case you missed last night's widely panned Oscar ceremony (ask Roger Ebert), the video below is an accurate recap.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pmMCbsaiuNQ

Kirk Douglas steals the entire show (I know there's a petition somewhere for him to host SNL).  Not even Melissa Leo's craziness and F-bomb dropping could out-do him.

Salon.com: Matt Zoller Seitz on James Franco's Oscars of apathy.