Naked aggression: a Russian sex cult, the sexually assaulting clown, naked and burned after losing a bet...

-Naked thief trapped in well: A North Carolina man reported his house had been burglarized around the same time police received another report of a “suspicious” naked man trying to break into a car. The authorities chased William W., 27, into a bean field where he jumped into a 15-foot well. Firefighters were recruited to help get the naked night crawler out. No word on why he was naked. Read more at abclocal.com


-Never trust a clown: [image-1]Mexican street clown, Pedro V., 53, was juggling on a Juarez street corner when he was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting his teenage stepdaughter. Read more and see more pictures at thesmokinggun.com


-A new excuse for naked crimes: Brian S., 24, was arrested after allegedly strolling around Denali National Park in Alaska naked and threatening a man with two fire extinguishers. He told police he was acting “freaky” and he thinks he was drugged while drinking in Fairbanks. Read more at ktuu.com


-Drunken, naked sunbather bites cop: Trained nurse, Catherine M., 53, allegedly got violent when tanning salon staff forced open the door of her cubicle after her time ran out. The staff called the police when they found her naked on her sunbed, allegedly clutching an empty vodka bottle. Before the authorities could arrest her, she allegedly bit one.


-New meaning to casual dress-code: [image-2]When Fort Worth police investigated a possible break-in at a plastics warehouse, they allegedly found a drunken Kenneth J., 55, catching up on his work over the weekend. When asked why he was naked, Kenneth allegedly explained that he was “very hot.” The hard working nudist may have gotten off with a warning, but officers found marijuana in his glove box, for which he was arrested. Read more at myfoxdfw.com


-The cult of self improvement orgies: Authorities have arrested the leader of over a 100 people who participated in "uncontrolled" sex orgies in southern Russia. Members of the “Self Improvement Foundation” were encouraged to have reckless sexual relations with each other even in the presence of minors. The leader was a psychiatrist who had worked for several years at a hospital. A total of 108 members were detained during a session at a camp site. Read more at The Sydney Morning Herald


-Woman dates teen for six months by posing as a 14-year-old boy: [image-3]Patricia D., 31, was arrested in Ohio for impersonating a 14-year-old boy in order to allegedly seduce a teen girl. The teen ran away from home on June 22, her 16th birthday. Police found her June 24 with sores on her feet and claiming to have not eaten for three days. During her time away, the teen was reportedly “in and out” of a motel room Patricia allegedly shared with her parents. Patricia, a small woman standing just under five feet, wore her hair short and allegedly took on the alias “Matt Abrams.” Connecting online, Patricia allegedly had a six week relationship with the then 15-year-old who didn’t know Patricia was a woman until police told her. No one doubted that Patricia was a boy, even the teen’s guardians who met her. Read more at cltamps.com/sexandlove


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-The prostitute with more bite for your buck:In Gainesville Florida, Dan A. allegedly tempted street walker Jennifer E., 25, with an offer of spaghetti and sex. However, their transaction was cut short when E. allegedly smiled, revealing the extent of her dental problems. Dan called the deal off and Jennifer allegedly responded by snatching a checkbook containing $78 from Dan's pocket. Read more at upi.com

-Why you should never make a bet involving drinking and fire: A 47-year-old New Mexico man was found naked and burned on the highway, trying to hitch a ride. Earlier the victim and friends placed a bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire. Having consumed only six beers, the man agreed to have his prosthetic leg ignited. The fire moved to his butt and lower back. His friends dropped him off on the way to the hospital for fear of being arrested. Deputies asked the victim if he told his friends not to light him on fire, to which he replied,“No, I lost the bet.” Read more at kfoxtv.com

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