Naked Aggression: explosive dildos, more streakers tased, the drive-thru masturbator, the latest hot teacher sex scandals...

one of three ex-girlfriends. Read more at dailymail.co.uk


Drive-thru masturbator[image-1]: While a female employee was cleaning up at a Sonic in Tulsa, Oklahoma she noticed an odd sight out the drive-thru window: a man masturbating. Apparently  he stood outside the window masturbating for an estimated eight minutes before leaving. Police released an image of the man from the security camera that captured the act because all authorities really knew about the man was that he wore a shirt with the word "VURT" printed on it. Several people recognized the man from the video as Kevin Ferrier, 19. Read more at theweeklyvice.com


Dildo bandit nabbed in the Florida Keys[image-2]: Mitchel Tice, 40, a breakfast cook in the Florida Keys, was arrested this week for allegedly breaking into the utility trailer of a couple he worked for and stealing a bag of dildos. Other items Tice allegedly took include two laptops and a wig. Tice's girlfriend, Pshantel Scott, 38, turned in the stolen property after Tice hid the bag of dildos under their bed.  The dildo owners positively identified their sex toys. No word on if a dildo lineup was used, or if the owners plan to use the returned sex toys. Read more at thesmokinggun.com


The latest hot teacher sex scandal: [image-3]In Louisville, Kentucky, a police officer came across a vehicle parked in a handicap space at a park with the windows fogged up. Inside he found Carrie Shafer, 38, and a 17-year-old boy both partially undressed. The two had been drinking booze Shafer provided. The officer also found a used condom and several used wet wipes just outside the vehicle. A few days later the police discovered that Shafer was a teacher at dePont Manual High School were the boy was a student. Shafer, who is married with two children, was ticketed for unlawful transaction with a minor and illegal parking in a handicapped space. Although 17 is a legal age of consent in Kentucky, Shafer may face an additional charge for having an improper relationship with a student. Read more at theweeklyvice.com


[image-4]Another female teacher receives a slap on the wrist for an affair with a student: JoAnn Stephens, a 43-year-old former high school teacher in Mineola, Texas pleaded guilty to having an improper relationship with a student. Stephens, the wife of the Principal of Mineola High School, allegedly had a three year affair with a student that started when he was  15.  Stephens was originally indicted on five counts, including one count of sexual assault. She pleaded guilty to just one count of improper relationship between educator and student. The other charges were dropped in exchange for her plea. Read more at theweeklyvice.com


A nude highway streaker dies after being tased: LA police responded to reports of a nearly naked man standing in traffic and removing his clothing around 8 in the morning. The police chased the naked man, using beanbag guns and tasers to bring him down. He was taken into custody then to a local hospital where he died. The man's name hasn't been released. Read more at laist.com


Another naked LA citizen tased after taking a cheap shot at an officer: LA police were forced to tase a naked 43-year-old woman after she attacked officers outside her apartment. Neighbors called the police after the unidentified woman started throwing items at car windows. She told officers that a man in her house was causing her to act erratically. When officers realized no one else was in her apartment the woman began throwing her possessions at them and even kicked one officer in the groin. To avoid grabbing the woman for fear of hurting her, one officer fired a single taser charge so she could be subdued. The woman, who now faces charges for vandalism and assaulting a police officer, was taken to a psychiatric treatment center for evaluation. Read more at glendalenewspress.com


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Russian bomb squad defuses a dildo: A postal worker in the republic of Karelia called Russian security forces when a package began to vibrate. The post office was evacuated and the bomb squad came in. Using highly specialized devices, the squad determined that the package contained a dildo that had been turned on accidentally. The country is on edge after a January attack on the Domodedovo airport killed 37. False bomb scares and evacuations have since become common place. When will people learn that you must remove the batteries from a vibrator before mailing it? Read more at telegraph.co.uk

A real dildo bomb: The Russians may not have been overly paranoid for defusing a suspicious dildo, especially considering their bomb makers may be in an arms race against American terrorists. A few months ago Terry Allen Lester, 37, was arrested after he allegedly loaded a sex toy with gunpowder and little lead balls, then made a trigger with black and red wires that connected to a battery port. Police believe Lester planned to give the bomb, which was wrapped in a container labeled "Christmas Gifts," to

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