NightMoves porn star party at 2001 Odyssey: What I learned (photo gallery NSFW)

ass (a bedazzled butt plug?), you know you're witnessing something that is beyond the average strip club experience.


• You know your job as a sex writer is making you desensitized when the thing that surprises you most about spending a night with porn stars is how much free parking there is behind 2001 Odyssey.


• Porn stars are just as flirtatious with you at a strip club as the dancers are, but they don't expect you to pay them after they grab your junk. This is just like a handshake for them.


• Having sex for a living doesn't make you bored with sex. It makes you want to have more sex, with more people.


• Porn stars are by far the most fan-friendly and hands-on entertainers in the world. What other public figures would insist that you take a picture with your head smashed between their breasts?


• Porn stars are generally much larger in every way than you would expect, which means you've severely underestimated the size of the dicks you've seen fucking them on your tiny computer screen.


• Just because a full nude club doesn't have a liquor license, doesn't mean the porn stars hanging out there will be sober.


• Watch what you say to a porn star. That large tanned gentleman beside her who can't button his shirt over his huge chest is probably her boyfriend and he's not nearly as comfortable with what she does for a living as you might expect.


• Just because Angela Aspen and Kasey Grant invite you to their hotel room doesn't mean you're the only guy, or girl, who will show up.


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• After appearing in over 2,000 porns, Ron Jeremy has earned the right to constantly walk around in parachute pants and Crocs.

• When conversing with a porn star like Tanya Tate in a loud strip club, don't be surprised if she rests her sizable breasts on you when yelling in your ear. This doesn't mean she likes you; your shoulder may just look like a comfortable spot to prop her award-winning breasts.

• When a stripper asks you what the hell Audrey Lords has in her

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