'Not Applicable'

Not since Spicoli uttered his famous phrase "I don't know" to Mr. Hand in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" have I heard such a brilliant take as this from the Katherine Harris campaign this morning:

Yesterday's leak of a GOP letter urging her not to run for office is "not applicable." In a news release, Team Harris said:

Representative Harris commented "this confidential letter was old news and Chairman Carole Jean Jordan has stated repeatedly this letter is not applicable today; further, Chairman Jordan said that she never expressed concerns about my campaign but rather the race overall against the incumbent."

Well, that clears that up. And you thought her fourth round of campaign staffers wouldn't be up to the task of fixing Katherine's daily problems.Harris_news_release

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