2001

• Sept. 11 — Al-Qaeda terrorists kill 3,000 Americans with hijacked airliners.

• Sept. 20 — President Bush announces War on Terror™ to nation.

• Oct. 7 — Operation Enduring Freedom begins in Afghanistan.

• Oct. 23 — Apple releases the iPod, a portable digital music player that will hold thousands of songs.

• Dec. 17 — American forces capture al-Qaeda mountain fortresses at Tora Bora, but bin Laden has fled.

2002

• Jan. 29 — Bush signals his intention to invade Iraq with "Axis of Evil" speech.

• Feb. 17 — Paris Hilton celebrates her 21st birthday with parties in New York, Las Vegas, London and Tokyo.

• July 17 — Apple introduces 20-gigabyte iPod with touch-sensitive navigation wheel.

• Oct. 11 — Both houses of Congress authorize president to go to war with Iraq.

2003

• March — The United States invades Iraq.

• April 28 — Apple opens the iTunes music store. Offers music downloads that can be burned to CD, or played on iPods.

• May 2 — Bush declares major combat operations over with "Mission Accomplished" speech on aircraft carrier.

• July 19 — Apple introduces 40-gigabyte iPod with backlight buttons.

• Dec. 2 — Paris Hilton's reality show "The Simple Life" debuts one week after a video of her having sex appears online.

• Dec. 13 — Saddam Hussein found by U.S. forces in spider hole.

2004

• Jan. 6 — Apple introduces iPod Mini with a brushed-metal exterior, available in five colors.

• March 31 — Insurgents mutilate four U.S. contractors in Fallujah, triggering U.S. siege on city.

• April 28 — U.S. torture and sexual humiliation of Iraqis at Abu Ghraib revealed to public.

• July 19 — Apple gives the iPod a color screen, click-wheel navigation and a new 60-gigabyte hard drive that holds up to 15,000 songs.

• Nov. 7 — U.S. troops use flesh-consuming white phosphorous during second siege of Fallujah.

2005

• Jan. 11 — Apple introduces the iPod Shuffle, which is smaller than a pack of gum. Its compact design, which doesn't include a screen, makes it an ideal backup iPod.

• Jan. 30 — In the first election of post-Saddam constitutional government, Iraq votes along strict ethnic and religious lines.

• April 20 — Paris Hilton announces she and Nicole Richie are no longer friends.

• Aug. 12 — Paris Hilton offers a $5,000 reward for her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, who went missing after Hilton's apartment was burglarized.

• Sept. 7 — Apple replaces iPod Mini with the iPod Nano, which uses a solid-state flash memory chip instead of a hard drive. Thinner than a pencil!

• Oct. 19 — Saddam Hussein's trial begins.

2006

• February — Bloggers release mock-up images of rumored next-generation iPod with touch-screen display covering entire surface.

• Feb. 26 — Fighting between the minority Sunni and the majority Shiite Iraqis reaches new intensity after Sunnis bomb Al Askari Mosque, an iconic Shiite holy place.

• May 6 — British newspaper the Telegraph reports that the Baghdad morgue cannot cope with the number of dead arriving as the result of growing sectarian violence.

• June 2006 — Apple updates the U2 iPod, with 30 gigabytes of storage and improved battery life.

• Sept. 5 — Pakistan signs truce with Taliban based in Pakistan. Cross-border attacks into Afghanistan immediately spike.

• Sept. 12 — Apple introduces a new iPod Shuffle model. It's smaller than a matchbook.

• Oct. 9 — People magazine reports Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reconciled.

• Nov. 8 — Bush fires Donald Rumsfeld, not for losing the war, but for helping lose the 2006 congressional elections.

• Dec. 6 — The bipartisan Iraq Study Group releases recommendations on how to proceed in Iraq. Bush ignores them.

• Dec. 30 — Saddam Hussein is executed by hanging in northern Baghdad for crimes against humanity.

2007

• Jan. 9 — Apple CEO Steve Jobs announces the iPhone.

• Jan. 10 — Bush announces an escalation of the war in Iraq, aka "The Surge."

• April 9 — Apple announces it has sold 100 million iPods.

• June 26 — Paris Hilton released from jail after serving 22 days for driving on suspended license. "Don't serve time. Let the time serve you," she told Larry King after her release.

• June 29 — Apple introduces the iPhone.