Nudity News: Erykah Badu fined for stripping, an alien religion protests topless, a car parks on naked man... (NSFW)

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sex toy: In Renton, Washington, a mother and her young daughter spotted what they believed to be a woman lying face down about 10 feet from a busy street. 53-year-old David Alonzo Brown was pants-less, holding a green, 12-inch sex toy in one hand while his other hand was under his body. He wore only a halter top and bright blue eye shadow. The mother said he was making "girl noises." Brown tried to flee police but was arrested carrying the sex toy and a pair of leopard print heels. On the ground near Brown was an opened jar of petroleum jelly, scattered tissues, and a second toy. A woman's black night gown hung from a nearby tree. The little girl was crying and reluctant to discuss what she had seen. Brown admits to taking off his clothes when he smokes marijuana or does drugs. Brown lives in a tent 20 yards from the site. He has previously been convicted for indecent exposure. In this case he's charged with felony indecent exposure and remains in jail. Read more at seattle911


"Hey, get this car off of me," says the naked drunk man under your car: In Pennsylvania, Robert Biggenow, 24, had been visiting friends and drinking when he decided to go outside and fall asleep in the alley. Around 11p.m. a man pulled into his usual parking spot in the alley but didn't notice Robert as he usually had to drive over a bump to park there. When he got out he heard someone yell, "Hey, get this car off me!" Rescue workers arrived and took Robert to the hospital where he's in good condition. No charges have been filed. Read more at the morningjournal.com


One woman wins a fist fight by stripping: In Australia two women got in a fist fight over a man outside a restaurant. As a means of defending herself, one of the women, 39, lifted her shirt. She then removed all of her clothes, crossed traffic, laid down on the median strip and proceeded to smoke a cigarette until police arrived. Alcohol was not thought to be involved. Restaurant patrons were reportedly unimpressed. Read more at heraldsun.com


If you're going to drink and motorcycle naked, do it in Canada: Around 4am in Toronto last weekend, an officer spotted a 40-year-old man riding his motorcycle with a t-shirt but neither pants nor underwear. Seeing the cop, the cyclist nearly lost control, but steadied himself and took off.  Police caught up with the man, and after a short struggle he was arrested.  The man had been drinking, but the cops vouched for him, saying he wasn't impaired. He was charged with not wearing a helmet, dangerous driving, and flight from police, but not indecent exposure. Read more at citytv.com


[image-1]Members of an alien based religion protest for the right of American women to go topless: It's hard not to support women in their quest to legally go topless in the states just like men. Since 2007, Go Topless Day has been held each year around Aug. 26 (Women's Equality Day). Topless female protester rally to raise awareness of this inequality in many U.S. cities including Venice Beach,  Seattle, New York, Chicago, Miami, Denver, Honolulu, and San Francisco. Sympathetic men can support the cause by wearing bras and bikini tops. But wait, there's more. National Go Topless Day was founded by an alien based religion:


"Although Go Topless is focused on the laws in the U.S., its roots are, well, extraterrestrial in origin. Both Gary and Abdulla are members of the Raelian religion, which believes that humans were created by advanced scientists known as the Elohim. The group is best known for its close ties to Clonaid, a human cloning company that claimed in 2002 to have created the first cloned human baby. They say their beliefs in ETs are inspiring them to fight to make the right to bare breasts as fundamental as the right to bear arms. "All life on Earth is created by advanced scientists," Abdulla said. "We have no reason to be shy about our bodies. They are works of art." Read more at AOLnews.com


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Even celebrities can get in trouble for being naked in public: Erykah Badu was fined $500 and will serve 6 months probation after being cited in April for “disorderly conduct.” While filming a single-shot music video for  "Window Seat," Badu walks through the busy streets of Dallas, stripping until she's completely naked. If Erykah completes the 180 days of probation, the offense will be erased from her criminal record. No telling how much free publicity the $500 fine will buy her. Read more at gossiponthis.com

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