Nudity News: Kelly Brook nude, the naked sausage bandit is caught, a nude cooking show... (NSFW pics & videos)

ran down to the floodwater naked. Unfortunately as soon as he stepped into the water, the police spotted him. Ensor was fined $150 but he did end up getting his cigarettes. This comes after a recent incident in which two Auz teens tried to raft a flooded river with a blowup doll. Read more at news.com.au


Kelly Brook wearing only smeared lipstick: [image-1]The 31-year-old British model and actress shows American celebrities what a real nude photo shoot looks like in a recent photo spread by Ben Hasset for the new Paris-based Exhibition Magazine. The theme of the edition is lipstick, which becomes smeared all over Brook in subsequent photos.  Order a copy of the magazine which has 21 nude photos of Brook at exhibition-magazine.com


Nude bungy jumpers raise money for schizophrenic Canadians: This isn't a joke. The fifth annual Naked Bungy for the B.C. Schizophrenia Society will be held on March 5-6. Proceeds will help sponsor youth programs, family services and raise awareness of mental illness. All pledges will be matched by an anonymous event donor. Register online at wildplay.com.


Man found nude in hot tub with a bag of stolen underwear: In Arroyo Grande, California, police received a call about a prowler around 7 a.m. Responding officers found David Beeman, 32, sitting in a backyard hot tub, naked, with a bag of stolen underwear. Police found more stolen merchandise at his home. No word on if he planned to wear the undergarments or if he was stealing them for a lady friend. Read more at calcoastnews.com


[image-2] was on the loose in central Florida. Now, grilling enthusiasts can rest easy knowing that the nude meat smuggler has been caught. Joshua Ryan Abernathy was arrested and charged with burglary and petty theft, along with two separate felonies which are not nearly as humorous: occupied burglary and grand theft. Suspicions of a sausage bandit running wild arouse when Joseph Brown noticed that the $15 worth of sausage he bought for bingo night was missing from the clubhouse at Mariner’s Cover, an adult trailer park in Estero, Florida. Reviewing a surveillance tape, he discovered a naked man strolling around the clubhouse and going through the refrigerator. See a blurred portion of the surveillance video below.



Movie trailer spotlights naked ping-pong[image-3]: The trailer for Sebastian Gutierrez’s A Girl Walks into a Bar, features several independent film superstars like Danny Devito, Josh Hartnett, Zachary Quinto, and Rosario Dawson spouting non sequiturs in 10 bars. Sure these talking heads deliver a few funny lines, but what is really memorable about the trailer are the snippets of a bar full of people playing ping-pong naked. See the trailer below.



Hong Kong's first nude cooking show:[image-4] Hong Kong model Flora Cheung will debut a cooking show in which she prepares food while wearing only a transparent apron. Hong Kong already has naked news, so naked cooking seems like the obvious next step. Cheung has no professional culinary experience, but she is an expert at being pretty and posing for cameras. She is slated to prepare several of her favorite dishes like fried vermicelli and ox-tongue in wine sauce. See a trailer for the show below.



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A streaker helps a kiwi reporter raise awareness for prostate cancer: New Zealand reporter Hamish McKay was doing a live report on a bike race intended to raise awareness for prostate cancer when a nude male streaker flashed behind him, obviously trying to draw attention to this serious issue. No word on if the streaker was arrested or probed at the jail by officers or inmates for prostate cancer. See the video at 3news.co.nz

Nude man walks on (flood) waters, and is arrested: Peter Thomas McLean Ensor, 31, had spent the day helping a friend sandbag his house against rising floodwater in Australia. With the power out, the men decided to relax with some beers and cigarettes. Around 3 a.m. Ensor ran out of smokes. His friend promised Ensor some of his cigarettes if Ensor

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