If you're anything like me, you spend the entire year monitoring pop culture for potentially offensive Halloween costumes that showcase your winning personality, your perverse sense of humor, and your slightly padded package. For all of you guys struggling to figure out what to wear this year, here's a list of costumes that require you to sack up. If you don't find what you're looking for here, check out last year's list of bare minimum costumes for ballsy men.
–This Ain't Avatar: an XXX costume. While all of your nerdy friends will spend too much time and money putting together the perfect Avatar costume composed of blue tights or a crappy Party City outfit, you're costume will turn heads and may even lead to some consensual molestation. First off, screw blue tights. You're a big boy. All you need is
This article appears in Oct 21-27, 2010.