What happens when you combine naked people with the tone deaf and put them in a dive bar? Pornaoke! Yes, the shockingly infamous social event where people sing (or attempt to) karaoke while cheaply shot porn plays on a big screen behind them. It's been going on every Wednesday for about six years at the Pegasus Lounge in Temple Terrace and is still going strong.
I'm not exactly quite sure of the crowd I was expecting to encounter during my first visit a few weeks ago — maybe a mid-sized crowd of late twentysomething regulars you'd see on any Friday night. The website lists karaoke starting at 10 p.m. and I arrived on time to an empty bar. I was told by the KJ (karaoke DJ, if you don't know the lingo) that he'd start it when the place got a little more crowded — 30 people maybe. By the time he actually started it was 11 p.m. and the place was packed to the brim with barely legal "alternative" kids sporting long greasy hair and t-shirts with bands I'd never heard of, only a handful of whom could legally drink. I actually felt old for once and I'm 25. But, I figured, who cares? It's a bar, just drink some more and have a good time laughing at the free entertainment.
The festivities started with a cheap -looking hardcore porn involving two young gentlemen entering the apartment of a skanky cougar woman who got right down to business.