Rubicon - Contributor

Rubicon graduated high school in in 1997 and has accomplished very little since. If he sees a cockroach or, God forbid, has one on his person, he loses all motor functions and succumbs to a bizarre terror dance. He recently became fond of hermit crabs after seeing one walking around with a bottle instead of a shell for a home. He is a huge fan of newspapers. Most days you can find him puttering around the house, mumbling of his storied little league career and pouring warm cups of Postum to anyone willing to listen.

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