Sex store shopper bursts into flames

apparent fire damage to the inside of the building. They have also not released any information in regards to what film the man was watching or if he had a fetish for fire play.

One man who has been praying for the sex shops in San Francisco's notorious Tenderloin district to close for years thinks this may be a sign from God. Others favor spontaneous combustion. I personally prefer the theory that the man was masturbating with a flammable oil which caught fire when his wedding ring kept sparking against his cock ring.

No matter how the unfortunate incident occurred, mothers all over the country now have a new threat to discourage their boys from giving themselves lube jobs: Not only will you grow hair on your palms, son, you'll burst into flames!


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A San Francisco man was quietly watching a classy adult film in the back of a sex shop when the scene suddenly got too hot to handle. A moment later he was engulfed in flames and screaming as he ran out of Golden Gate Adult Superstore. He bolted up the street past stunned pedestrians before collapsing on the corner.

A private ambulance crew in the area helped extinguish the fire before calling the dispatch center. The man, whose name is being withheld, was rushed to the hospital where he is still recovering from first, second, and third degree burns covering 90 percent of his body.

The fire investigators are still baffled by the incident as there was no

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