Sex: the good, the bad, the ugly

I've been sexually active since my teens. Over those *gulp* 23 years of sex I've had my share of interesting sexual experiences. While only a few are worth labeling as outstanding, all fall into one of three categories: the good, the bad, and the ugly.

I wouldn't say that having numerous sex partners makes me superb in the sack because I believe that truly good sex only occurs when both partners are at the top of their game. If I'm really not interested in you or you are paying more attention to the action across the room, the sex is going to be lacking.

My sex life can be described as a kaleidoscope of