BLUE MONDAY
Science says last Monday was the most depressing day of the year ... especially if you were a New England fan.
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE GLUT
Hillary in; Bill Richardson in; Dukakis, Mondale and Teddy thinking about it.
NEW JIMI HENDRIX-BRAND DRINK
"Liquid Experience" described as one part Red Bull, two parts black tar heroin.
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
Blah blah blah frikkidy blah blah.
COLTS VS. BEARS
Two great teams collide to sell beer, trucks and computers.
JUDGE ORDERS O.J. TO CURB SPENDING
He'll have to "cut" back on the $$ he pays those teams of investigators he has looking for the "real killer" of Ron and Nicole.
BUSH BABY
American Idol's Simon criticized for unloading on goggle-eyed contestant and overweight, mentally disabled wannabe. Who do those two remind us of?
THE OTHERS ON THE VIEW
I am woman, hear me defer to Rosie.
TENT SLASHING
Video of St. Pete police tearing through homeless encampment provides footage for upcoming WSPF-TV episode of Mayor Rick Baker's Cavalcade of Compassionate Conservatism.