McCain picks a woman veep, Part 1
In our mind's eye we can still see Dick Cheney with fingers crossed, waiting for the announcement while sitting on the edge of his bed in his underwear watching Fox News.
Poll: 57 percent say Crist is doing good
Funny, the exact same percentage believes he will actually go through with his wedding.
McCain picks a woman veep, Part 2
Shit, a whole batch of pre-written Mitt Romney Short List jokes shot to hell.
Tampa diner finds finger in oxtail meal
Funny, we once found an oxtail in our finger stew.
McCain picks a woman veep, Part 3
It's official: Mike Huckabee's 15 minutes is over.
Bill Clinton skips Obama's speech
The former president fled Denver before his head could explode.
Labor Day
Hurricanes and Jerry Lewis; now that says Labor Day in Florida to us.
