Wolfowitz to World Bank
He'll be looking for weapons of cash destruction.
Travolta as Edna Turnblad in the Hairspray movie
They couldn't get Kirstie Alley?
Reruns on Lost
We love the flashbacks, but this is ridiculous.
NCAA Tourney
Damn, I already lost the office pool.
Tampa Tribune ads
The Most Boring Moments of Your Life. Printed Daily.
Project Greenlight's third season
The fix is in.
People Eating Tasty Animals
Spelled like PETA, tastes like chicken (mtd.com/tasty/).
Press kit of the week
The Pork Information Bureau's 12-pager on ham: How and when to eat it, what to do with leftovers, schematics for a ham-fueled time machine… Coming next week: The Weekly Planet Ham Issue.
Planet suggestion box:
Until further notice, avoid dangerous places. You know, like churches, courthouses, rivers…
-Compiled by Planet Staff
