Short List

Droppin' Bombs, Jabroni!

Native-American Nazis

Best expect a certain amount of inner conflict.

Sitcoms where a fat blue-collar guy is married to a really thin, really hot girl.

Tired.

Jokes about sitcoms where a fat blue-collar guy is married to a really thin, really hot girl.

Somehow, even more tired.

Snyder's Pumpernickel and Onion Pretzels

Tall, dark and pungent.

The Rock on Ellen

Can you smell a career-boosting hint at sexual ambiguity?

Jet-fuel drop

At least Dave Matthews' bus driver wasn't the pilot.

Jennifer Coolidge

We could talk, or not talk, about her for hours.

The rock group Atlas pimps itself on eBay

They wanna help the children. Jackasses.

Peabo Bryson at Jannus Landing

What's next? Captain and Tennille?

Planet Suggestion Box

It's time to take down the '04 election stickers. Or else.

-Compiled by the Weekly Planet staff

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