Droppin' Bombs, Jabroni!
Native-American Nazis
Best expect a certain amount of inner conflict.
Sitcoms where a fat blue-collar guy is married to a really thin, really hot girl.
Tired.
Jokes about sitcoms where a fat blue-collar guy is married to a really thin, really hot girl.
Somehow, even more tired.
Snyder's Pumpernickel and Onion Pretzels
Tall, dark and pungent.
The Rock on Ellen
Can you smell a career-boosting hint at sexual ambiguity?
Jet-fuel drop
At least Dave Matthews' bus driver wasn't the pilot.
Jennifer Coolidge
We could talk, or not talk, about her for hours.
The rock group Atlas pimps itself on eBay
They wanna help the children. Jackasses.
Peabo Bryson at Jannus Landing
What's next? Captain and Tennille?
Planet Suggestion Box
It's time to take down the '04 election stickers. Or else.
-Compiled by the Weekly Planet staff
