God Bless Jeb
Worst accident rates in the country? Let's pull people over for playing their music too loud.
God Bless Pinellas County Deputies
Worst accident rates in the country? Let's pull teens over for being good drivers, just to say thanks. Yeah, that'll go well.
God Bless Ronda Storms
Finally, someone stands up to those radical activist librarians.
God Bless Dick Cheney
Not everyone can stay above the fray and say things about Howard Dean like "Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does."
God Bless The Lactivists
In defiance of Barbara Walters and her radical anti-public-breastfeeding agenda, View-watching mothers everywhere are whipping them out.
God Bless Illmitch.com
Russian rapping has never been this good.
God Bless CNN
Your home for the hard truth about Brangelina.
God Bless Fran Stowe and Her 27 Friends
We'll never use the word motherfucker again. Promise. (See Letters p.5)
God Bless Tedjesuschristgod.com
Rather - Ted, bless yourself.
God Bless Café Con Trey
Seriously. They're the nicest guys in town.
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