dear gap White jeans are not in style. Not now, not ever.
michael on lostLET KATE ON THE BOAT! As long as she … y'know …
michigan senate passes anti-drive-by porn bill Take your hand off the stickshift.
newsweek's bad reporting incites riotKinda puts Mitch Albom into perspective.
star wars episode III - revenge of the sithSpoiler alert: Anakin comes out of the closet. A swordfight ensues.
quit doggin' chappelleHe's still the funniest motherfucker on TV. Shut it.
the wright stuff Has anyone named Winky ever been this much of a badass? We think not.
the independent in st. pete Downtown finally gets the bougie bar its future condo dwellers have always wanted.
actual press release line of the week "Easygoing and energetic, Zac also has the uncanny ability to climb trees like a monkey."
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