The Dead End Edition
BK's Enormous Omelet Sandwich
So big the box can double as a coffin.
Official end of The Tampa Museum Damn, downtown needed a gas station.
Blaming heavy metal for the behavior of disturbed teenagers, again
Yeah, yeah, they're listening to the devil. But how do they get CDs to play backward?
Boy Scout director pleads guilty to peddling kiddie porn
Hope he earned his Surfing Merit Badge.
NBC's The Office
We're officially almost as funny as the Brits.
Priscilla Presley's facelift
Makes Joan Rivers look like Dakota Fanning.
Cigarette-lighter ban at TIA
How are you supposed to smoke in the bathroom now?
America's next top flesh-eating Bacteria
Some gals will do anything to lose those extra pounds.
The Chipotle chain
I don't give a McCrap who McOwns 'em, it's McTasty.
Planet Suggestion Box
Arlington Pediatric: What's wrong with this picture?
-Compiled by WP Staff