PETER BENCHLEY, 1940-2006

Jaws author bites the big one.

DICK CHENEY, PART ONE

Guns don't hurt people, vice presidents do.

TAMPA MUSEUM OF ART

"… and we're pleased to announce our new home will be aboard the Ocean Jewel sailing out of St. Petersburg."

SLY STONE ON THE GRAMMYS

Hunched-over-the-keyboard performance makes Brian Wilson look like Brian Williams.

DICK CHENEY, PART TWO

And you thought Cheney couldn't make himself look any more cold-blooded.

NETFLIX'S "FAIRNESS ALGORITHM" CRITICIZED

We're not sure what it is, but sign us up for the class-action lawsuit.

DICK CHENEY, PART THREE

Dear Insurgency: You are cordially invited to hunt quail with Vice President Dick Cheney…

AIR MARSHALS

Two charged with drug trafficking. Reportedly snapped after 15th straight flight sitting in front of screaming kid.

STEVE MARTIN

Why can't he make classy films? Like Richard Pryor.

MARTINEZ RETHINKS SCHIAVO

Also calls for a 2004 recount: "I think maybe Betty actually won."