PROMO CD WE RECEIVED
Nothing says rawk 'n' roll like an "As Seen on PBS" sticker.
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH
Liza Minnelli: "I'm sick of sex."
Sex: "I'm sick of Liza Minnelli."
PUNCHY, PART ONE
Georgia congresswoman slugs a Capitol police officer. Allegedly.
BASEBALL'S STEROID PROBE
Selig taps Disney director George Mitchell, guaranteeing a Mickey Mouse investigation.
MYSPACE DROPS 200,000 'OBJECTIONABLE' PROFILES
Lemme check ... nope, we're still there.
MASSACHUSETTS LIMITS GAY MARRIAGES
Two a day, max; no couples from Alabama or Mississippi.
PUNCHY, PART TWO
Model Naomi Campbell slugs aide with a cell phone. Allegedly.
RECORD PETROLEUM PROFITS; AUTO INDUSTRY SLUMPS
Umm, if car sales suck, what's using all that gasoline?
GODFATHER VIDEO GAME RELEASED
Load in the cheese doodles, we're not leaving the house this weekend.
ABRAMOFF GETS SIX YEARS
Sentencing guidelines called for five; extra year tacked on for that horrible fedora.
WEEKLY PLANET PLEADS FOR SHORT LIST ENTRIES
Blogger submissions cheaper than a wire service, zippier than the competition.
—David Jenkins, via blurbex.com blog
PUNCHY, PART THREE
Where's Zsa Zsa when you need her? Allegedly.
Compiled by Weekly Planet staff
