Sh*t happened 1/19/15: Supreme court to consider gay marriage (heh), Pasco rabies alert

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FRIDAY, JAN. 16

The U.S. Supreme Court has decided to address gay marriage. And all it took was everybody in the country picking a side. Way to go, activist judges!

According to Vinepair.com, Florida is a big wine state, with a bit of heavy rum action going on down there to the south. Apparently "wine" is a very classy euphemism for "meth," and "rum" is a very classy euphemism for "terrible faux-Caribbean music."

SATURDAY, JAN. 17

Pasco County is under a rabies alert. Like, more than usual, even.

SUNDAY, JAN. 18

And finally, a raid on a Tampa "bottle club" turned up drugs, paraphernalia and illegal firearms. If you know what a "bottle club" is, this should come as no surprise to you at all. If you've never heard of "bottle club," I envy your innocent, Prius-heavy lifestyle.

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