OK, following yesterday's solemnity, let's get back to the usual regurgitatory rundown:
Governor and antagonist from some low-budget near-future series on Syfy Rick Scott joined a bunch of other southern governors who don't want any Syrian refugees coming into their states, because Paris. Ironic that if the refugees only had like 16 more dollars apiece in discretionary income, he'd welcome them as tourists and call it a win…
A dead deer was found hanging from the flagpole in front of Brandon High School. Somebody just failed the shit out of their Clever Pranks 101 class.
And finally, some models and reality TV personalities are suing Land O' Lakes's infamous Caliente nudist resort for using their images in various promotions without their consent. They obviously have a case, because while Caliente is always absolutely packed to the gills with people that meet the hyperbolic standards of beauty pushed by advertising and television, it's just not packed with these particular examples. (Listen: If you still think places like this are full of people like that just dying to do a little naked flirting with you next to the omelet station during Nude Brunch, I want your drugs.)
This article appears in Nov 12-18, 2015.