The weekend betrayed us all by ending, but we can still look back in wonder and say, "Huh — that was weird."
FRIDAY, NOV. 6:
Ben Carson still thinks it's like 1850, and you can say whatever you want about your past because who can chase that shit down?
Obama killed the Keystone XL Pipeline project, because nowhere is it written that the future absolutely has to look like a dystopian sci-fi novel in which people only go outside to die in dust storms next to giant pipeline projects.
SATURDAY, NOV. 7:
"I'm crazy and I blame my father." We feel you, man.
Donald Trump hosted SNL, and more than anything, it was ... just not good.
SUNDAY, NOV. 8:
And finally, the Bucs lost to the Giants 32-18. In case you're still caring. Are we still caring? It's tough to know sometimes.